Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
