Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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