Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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