youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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