: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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