Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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