I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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