ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
this hospital has no fireball
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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