I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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