I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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