Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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