what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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