Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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