we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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