It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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