we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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