So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize