Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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