I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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