Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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