what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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