member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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