your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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