you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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