ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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