$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
What a dumb baby whore.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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