I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he puts the penis in happiness.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
