so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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