Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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