Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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