Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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