No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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