Do vagina's smell?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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