Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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