i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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