you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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