I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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