I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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