So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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