So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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