and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
