So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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