i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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