12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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