just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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