Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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