Dual....:-)
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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