bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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