operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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