I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
birth control should be required to get into college
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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