Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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