so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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