He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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